All I can say is

That you know you have culture shock when you buy a drink from the shop across the road from your office… you buy a juice with the intent to attempt to ingest something that is healthy… its called bio frutas Pacífico… you take a big sip… and realise that there is MILK in it! Yup that´s right… juice mixed with milk! EWWWWWW

Then you look down at your left arm and realise that no… it's not a rash from the horrific juice that has made it itchy… it's a mosquito bite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In mid-feb? How?????

Oh yea… and one more thing… wearing skinny jeans on a Monday… not such a good idea either… especially when they've just been washed. I´ll be mostly practising pilates today in an attempt to keep ze gut inside the jeans and not spilling over top.


Note to self…

Good luck with that